Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Now I'm Really Frustrated

Over two weeks and my sweetie and I have not been able to "connect". She's been working long hours, I was away, add the additional stress and exhaustion...we just haven't been in sync. Today I was able to sneak out of work early so I hurried home for a little action. Basically I attacked her when I came through the door.

We were having a fabulous time and both reaching the point of orgasm when I feel a muscle cramp starting in my left leg. Damn it, I'll just work through it; I'm not stopping now. I shifted just a bit hoping the change in position will help and a full blown "charlie horse" hit right in the back of my thigh.  I was screaming and writhing and A thought she was doing something right, even though she admitted later that it didn't sound like my "normal" screaming. I was finally able to yell leg cramp as I rolled out of bed and nearly fell on the floor. She's sitting there shocked and dazed; telling me to walk it out.

I'm thinking what a mood-killer but maybe we can pick up where we left off. No, as soon as I got back in bed it started cramping again and A was trying to rub my leg and laughing at me as I apologized for ruining her orgasm. Finally she looks at me laughing and tells me she doesn't think she can get the groove back. I have to agree since the dogs are now barking and my leg feels like it could spasm at anytime. So now I'm sexually frustrated as well as having a sore leg. I need to start yoga and maybe next time warm-up stretching would be a good idea. Can we incorporate that into foreplay?


Ang said...

Well I understand the frustration of not being able to see your sweetie. I think mixing yoga and foreplay together is a wonderful idea :) I wonder what some of the moves would be called haha.

Ms. Moon said...

I just heard a thing about pre-exercise (and I think this would apply) stretching which said that actually, stretching is the worst thing you can do. It actually shortens the muscle.
So forget that.
Try vodka.
(Just an idea.)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Getting older is a goddamn bitch.

crystal said...

This story just made me laugh outloud in a coffee shop!!! Thanks :)

kym said...

lol, sounds like you need a warm up and some stretching prior to 'connecting'.

Oh getting older, so much fun.

Camlin said...

Been there. Done that. Stretching doesn't work for me...I have to watch the way I position my legs or I get one in my inner thigh that's completely brutal.

Jude said...

Mood killers suck! Try more potassium in your diet, gatorade or bananas. Yoga? I'd rather eat or drink.

tommy said...

Dude, we are in the same boat. I'm working long hours and Jen and I have been feeling TOTALLY out of sync... we finally got the chance for some "us time" and we somehow ended up talking ourselves out of it... we finally agreed less talk more action and well I'm still working crazy hours but at least we feel more in sync... GOOD LUCK kid and make sure you warm up first... lol