I Love the Sentiment But the Choice of Stationary Could Be Improved

A leaves for work while I'm still asleep. Every morning she tip-toes to my side of the bed to kiss and nuzzle my neck, tell me goodbye and "love you" and wish me a good day. I seldom remember since I'm such a sound sleeper. She says I sometimes smile and make happy noises, sometimes I barely move and other times I may grumble or swat at her for interrupting my sleep. Nice, huh? I feel bad but I truly don't have any memory of it. Since I seldom remember her good-byes, she usually leaves a little note for me too.
A few days ago I woke to find this on the mirror in my bathroom.

"Need I say more? I love you!"

Of all the note pads and post-its we have lying around, she just had to choose the Do-It-Yourself Pest Control ones. :)

Other mornings she gets creative and leaves little notes like this one.

"Oh Miss Melissa, you make me go completely mental I must say!"

We've always laughed at Ed Grimley. When we were in the friends and flirting stage of our relationship, she used to stand at one end of the hall at work and wait for me to come around the corner. She would be standing there with her pants pulled up to her armpits and do the Ed Grimley dance for me. I still wonder how we managed to not get fired. I've included a short video of the dance. What can I say, this geek is a sucker for dorks. :)