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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

TMI: Toy Talk

Several weeks ago A and I were returning home from shopping. I was driving and it was dark, icy and white-out conditions from blowing snow. We had already seen a couple cars in the ditch and I was just slip-sliding along very slowly. We were chatting about random stuff and the conversation turns to this.

A: I was shopping online last night and found a couple new toys I was thinking of ordering. (She then goes on to describe these toys to me)

Me: Those sound like they could be fun but we just bought that last toy a couple months ago and we've only used it once. 

A: Yeah, I know but that damn thing has a hair-trigger!

Me: (Choking and sputtering on my coffee, trying to not lose control of the car and slide in the ditch.)

A: I tried to adjust it and I accidently bumped some button and it took off out of control. I actually saw your toes point! Don't you remember?

Me: (By now I'm laughing so hard the tears are running down my cheeks and I can barely see the icy road.) No, I think I was preoccupied at the time. I doubt my toes pointed though. I think you're full of shit.

A: I swear your toes pointed. Tomorrow I'm ordering something I have more control over.

My opinion: if it's effective why change it...but then again more toys means more options and more fun. ;)

9 comments:

aneke said...

ROFL!

Made my day! Thanks!

Ms. Moon said...

I love you guys.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Your Sweetie cracks me up.

notjustafemme said...

hilarious!

my toes always point, too! just embrace it! ;)

~seelenschmerz~ said...

LMAO...thanks for the good laugh i needed today...you are both hilarious...actually, 'toy' shopping for M and i is coming up this weekend too...any suggestions?? lol
:-)

vixen kitten said...

I'm a toe pointer too. :)

xoxo
~vk~


*whispers* ummmmmm.....wanna send me the link for this object of lust? Just sayin.... :)

crystal said...

http://www.feeldoe.com/page6.html

you won't regret it!....just saying...
;)

Queen of Ruckus said...

Ah, hell yeah, Mel! hahahahah! There is nothing wrong with being a "toe pointer." I am an out and proud toe pointer! ;)

New toys... hmm... yes... very nice! And, I see that "Crystal" posted a link for the FeelDoe. I do hope everyone clicks on there and checks that out... wow. My crush has one... hehehehhe... that is all I have to say!

Bethany said...

Toys and poiting toes, women in love and having fun, all good.