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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Destruction of My Waistline

Stress + PMS = A trip to the grocery store to buy a 1/2 gallon mint chocolate chip ice cream and a package of GrassHopper cookies. I sit here now using cookies to scoop ice cream out of the bucket as my ass manufactures cellulite. I will feel better tomorrow, right?

7 comments:

vixen kitten said...

*sigh* Damn. That sounds so good!

Ang said...

That does sound good yum.

Dawg said...

Bahaha!!
Sa'bitch being female at times eh?

Been there, done that, and I'm certain I'll be there again.

CJ said...

Ice cream you eat when you PMS doesn't count....neither do the calories. And if you eat it out of the carton, then they REALLY don't count!

C.I.W. said...

OMG. I have been there. A solid 2.0 hours ago. For breakfast... a twix candy bar.

ugh.

tommy said...

OMG I so feel you on this one... but try having a hormone imbalance that has yet to be rectified and PMS a minimum of 2-3 weeks each month... I'm trying to find a tapeworm on the black market for real...at least then I could justify entire meals of junkfood in my opinion.

Tomorrow is a new day...you've told me that more than once... It feels good to be able to tell you that for a change, Lol. You're still beautiful regardless :)

crystal said...

Grad school has been the ultimate destruction of my waistline! Something about sitting on my butt all day everyday writting papers, doing research, or reading textbooks....stress is freakin awesome!